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i burde tage mindre drugs guys..


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i burde tage mindre drugs guys..


Måske ikke det helt rigtige forum at foreslå dette i, men du har helt ret.

Jeg har af indlysende årsager ikke talt dem, men er sikker på, der har været mere end 2000 dommedags profetier de sidste par hundrede år. Hvorfor skulle den hersens 2012 profeti være rigtig???

I fald den er, vil jeg da gerne vide det, da jeg så vil låne en ordenlig stak penge med start afdrag dec. 2012..... :D


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hmm. Måske skulle trainsurfing-tråden åbnes igen?! :rocking:

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Hejsa,
Nu er jeg faktisk blevet lidt nervøs over at høre/have set information omkring 2012 hvor Maya's kalender udløber.

Hvad tror/mener I? Er der grund til frygt, eller skjuler dem der ved det bare, så vi ikke går og er bange?


Jeg tror helt bestemt det er noget "pjat" ligesom år 2000, også skulle gå under. Jeg kan huske i år 2000, var jeg yngre og måske troede på alt medierne sagde. Så jeg var fast besluttet på at min højt elskede playstation og andre it installationer ville gå tabt og spræge. Men der skete ingenting og gør der heller ikke i 2012 =)

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Jeg er stensikker på at den 10. planet Nibiru kommer ind i solens bane. Så de super advancerede aliens der har konstrueret mennesket igen vågner og besøger jorden for at skabe en ny verdens orden.

Det er hvertfald den teori jeg holde mest på (eller håber på hehe :? )

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Allerede tilbage i 1976 havde forfatteren Zecharia Sitchin skrevet den første af en række pseudovidenskabelige bøger, hvoraf det fremgår, at Jorden har haft besøg af rumvæsener fra planeten Nibiru. Ifølge Sitchin blev Jorden faktisk dannet, da Nibiru kolliderede med en anden planet kaldet Tiamat.

Nibiru skulle kredse om Solen i en meget aflang bane med en omløbstid på 3.600 år. Med jævne mellemrum har rumvæsener fra den avancerede civilisation på Nibiru besøgt Jorden, og for at det ikke skal være løgn, er det moderne menneske designet af disse rumvæsener. Det er alt sammen beskrevet i den sumeriske mytologi - ifølge Sitchin.


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Altså hvis man ser på den Mesoamerikanske "Long Count" kalender (2012 "dommedags" kalender) så angiver den år 0, det punkt hvor den "nye verden" begyndte, til ca. år 3114 BC, altså for lidt over 5000 år siden og det moderne menneske har eksisteret meget længere end det. Og så står der ikke forresten ikke noget om at jorden skulle gå under...


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Har læst på National Geografic (staves ?? ) at det var sket før, og det skete vidst så hurtigt at det ikke gjorde skade.


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Har læst på National Geografic (staves ?? ) at det var sket før, og det skete vidst så hurtigt at det ikke gjorde skade.

Er jorden gået under før?
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Scenes from the motion picture "2012." Courtesy Columbia Pictures.
This guest article on 2012 was written by E. C. Krupp, Director of Griffith Observatory in Los Angeles and is reprinted with permission from Sky & Telescope Magazine. The publisher and the author reserve all rights. All opinions are the author's own.


The year 2012 is acting like a badly behaved celebrity. Frightful rumors and gossip are spreading. Already more than a half dozen books are marketing, to eager fans, astronomical fears about 2012 End Times. Opening in theaters on Friday, Nov. 13, will be 2012, a $200-million disaster movie that seems designed to break all records for disaster spectacles -- with cracking continents, plunging asteroids, burning cities, and a tsunami throwing an aircraft carrier through the White House. The movie's ominous slogan: "Find out the truth." Two other major movies about the 2012 doomsday are also reported to be in the works.

Anyone who cruises the internet or all-night talk radio knows why. The ancient Maya of Mexico and Guatemala kept a calendar that is about to roll up the red carpet of time, swing the solar system into transcendental alignment with the heart of the Milky Way, and turn Earth into a bowling pin for a rogue planet heading down our alley for a strike.

None of it is true. People you know, however, are likely becoming a bit afraid that modern astronomy and Maya secrets are indeed conspiring to bring our doom. If people know you’re an astronomer, they will soon be asking you all about it.

Here is what you need to know.

Birth of a Notion
We"ve had similar scares in the recent past, but none quite like this. The last time the world got all worked up over the mystical turning of a calendar was the false Millennium of Jan. 1, 2000. Never mind the actual Y2K computer-date bug. True-believer authors (and their imitators) published scary and/or hopeful books about the moment's prophetic potential to catch an immense cosmic wave and change everything for either good or ill. Borrowing a forecast from Nostradamus, the 16th-century French riddler, author Charles Berlitz predicted catastrophe in his 1981 book Doomsday 1999. Berlitz (fresh off books on Atlantis and the Bermuda Triangle), warned that 1999 could inflict flood, famine, pollution and a shift of Earth's magnetic poles. He also spotlighted the planetary alignment of May 5, 2000, and warned that it could bring solar flares, severe earthquakes, "land changes" and "seismic explosions."

In the 1990s an entire "Earth Changes" movement swelled into being as the end of the century neared, with all sorts of Millennial expectations -- earthquakes, plagues, polar axis shifts, continents sliding into the sea, Atlantis rising and more. In England, the Sun tabloid predicted a "marvelous millennium of joy, peace, prosperity."

When Jan. 1, 2000, came and went with nothing worse than ski-lift passes printing the date as 1900, the focus shifted to "5/5/2000" several months later. Most believers in the power of planetary alignments forgot the failure of earlier lineups to induce disaster. The "Jupiter Effect" cataclysm predicted for March 10, 1982 (named for the 1974 book about it by John Gribbin and Stephen Plagemann) commanded headlines but never materialized.

Throughout history, end-of-the-world movements missing their mark number in the "hundreds of thousands at the very least, says Richard Landes, historian at Boston University and director of its Center for Millennial Studies. But people eager for the world to end are not to be denied, and this time, of course, all will be different.

The Rollover
What exactly is the Maya calendar about to do? On Dec. 21, 2012, it will display the equivalent of a string of zeros, like the odometer turning over on your car, with the close of something like a millennium. In Maya calendrics, however, it's not the end of a thousand years. It's the end of Baktun 13. The Maya calendar was based on multiple cycles of time, and the baktun was one of them. A baktun is 144,000 days: a little more than 394 years.

Scholars have deciphered how the Maya calendar worked from historical texts and ancient inscriptions, and they have accurately correlated so-called Maya Long Count dates with the equivalent dates in our calendar. Just as we number our years counting from a historically and culturally significant event (the presumed birth year of Christ), Maya times were numbered from a date endowed with religious and cosmic significance: the creation date of the present world order. A Long Count date is the tally of days from that mythic startup. Most experts think the start point corresponds to Aug. 11, 3114 B.C.

Most of the Maya calendar intervals accumulate as multiples of 20. An interval of 7,200 days (360 × 20) was known as a katun. It takes 20 katuns to complete a baktun (20 × 7,200 = 144,000 days). Although some ancient inscriptions turn 13 baktuns into an important reset milestone, others imply that the calendar simply keeps running. For instance, it takes 20 baktuns to make a pictun.

No one paid much attention to the end of Baktun 13 until fairly recently. In 1975 Frank Waters, a romantic and speculative author, devoted a brief section to the subject in his book Mexico Mystique. He identified the 13-baktun interval as a "Mayan Great Cycle," overestimated its duration as 5,200 years, and equated five such cycles with five legendary eras, each of which ends in the world’s destruction and rebirth. There is no genuine Maya tradition behind any of this.

Waters also miscalculated the date when the calendar would supposedly pull down the shades. "The end of the Great Cycle . . . will occur Dec. 24, 2011 A.D.," he announced, when the world "will be destroyed by catastrophic earthquakes." Exact date aside, the doomsday ball was now rolling.

Another book in 1975 also spotlighted the Maya calendric roundup. Dennis and Terence McKenna discussed it in The Invisible Landscape: Mind, Hallucinogens, and the I Ching. That book at least got the Baktun-13 end date right: Dec. 21, 2012. It also noted that the date is the winter solstice, when the Sun will be "in the constellation Sagittarius, only about 3 degrees from the Galactic Center, which, also coincidentally, is within 2 degrees of the ecliptic." The McKennas continued, "Because the winter solstice node is precessing, it is moving closer and closer to the point on the ecliptic where it will eclipse the galactic center." In reality this event will never happen, but it hardly matters. The McKennas linked the whole arrangement with the concept of renewal and called 2012 a moment of "potential transformative opportunity."

Broader interest in 2012 caught on beginning in 1987. In The Mayan Factor: Path Beyond Technology, José Argüelles (an "artist, poet, and visionary historian" according to the dust jacket) linked the 13-baktun period with an impalpable "beam" from the center of the Milky Way Galaxy. According to Argüelles, the Maya knew when we entered this beam and when we would leave it, and set their 13-baktun cycle to mark our passage through it accordingly. The beam, he asserted, operates as "invisible galactic life threads" that link people, the planet, the Sun, and the center of the Galaxy. Neither Maya tradition nor modern astronomy supports a belief in any such beam. It stemmed instead from Argüelles’s personal philosophy, which emphasizes "the principle of harmonic resonance." Argüelles also concluded that the planets are "orbiting harmonic gyroscopes" that “play a role in the coordination of the beam," which advances the development of anything with DNA. The year 2012, therefore, will bring a rosy version of the apocalypse.

If this sounds a bit familiar, you're right. In 1987 Argüelles and his followers predicted, with worldwide fanfare, that Aug. 16–17 of that year would bring a Maya-Galactic "Harmonic Convergence." That event turned into a global phenomenon, with thousands gathering at Earth’s “acupuncture points” to create a "synchronized and unified bio-electromagnetic collective battery." Unfortunately, the date passed with nothing more than colorful newspaper stories and a Doonesbury satire. (A character explains earnestly that that the alignment could bring either "mass unification of divine and earth-plane selves," or perhaps nuclear annihilation. "Either way there will probably be a crafts fair.")

Galactic Guessing Games
Fast-forward to 1995. That year John Major Jenkins packaged several of these themes into Maya Cosmogenesis 2012. According to Jenkins, the winter-solstice point and the centerline of the Galaxy will line up exactly on Dec. 21. Arguing that this motivated the Maya to contrive the calendar to end on that date, Jenkins concludes that it will be "a tremendous transformation and opportunity for spiritual growth, a transition from one world age to another."

In fact, astronomy cannot pinpoint such a "galactic alignment" to within a year, much less a day. The alignment depends on the rather arbitrary modern definition of the galactic equator, and/or the visual appearance of the Milky Way. There is no precise definition of the Milky Way's edges -- they are very vague and depend on the clarity of your view. (Jenkins says that he personally established the Milky Way’s edges by viewing it from 11,000 feet, far above anywhere the Maya lived.) So to give a precise visual position for its centerline is not meaningful.

Jenkins did acknowledge that the winter-solstice Sun actually crosses the center of the Milky Way anytime between 1980 and 2016. Elsewhere he expands this approach zone to a 900-year period, and settles for an imprecise alignment to which Dec. 21, 2012, is arbitrarily and circularly assigned. Real astronomy does not support any match between the Baktun-13 end date and a galactic alignment. The advocates both admit and ignore this discrepancy.

It's almost a sidelight that the winter-solstice sun will never actually "eclipse" the galaxy's true center, the pointlike radio source marking the Milky Way's central black hole. Moreover, the winter-solstice sun won’t even pass closest to it on the sky for another 200 years. What did the Maya themselves think about End Times? There is no evidence that they saw the calendar and a world age ending in either transcendence or catastrophe on December 21, 2012. Some Maya Long Count texts refer to dates many baktuns past 13 and even into the next pictun and beyond. For instance, an inscription commissioned in the 7th century A.D. by King Pacal of Palenque predicts that an anniversary of his accession would be commemorated on Oct. 15, 4772.

In all of the Long Count texts discovered, transcribed, and translated, only one mentions the key date in 2012: Monument 6 at Tortuguero, a Maya site in the Mexican state of Tabasco. The text is damaged, but what remains does not imply the end of time.

The Secret NASA Conspiracy
Some advocates for the 2012 catastrophe say that what will actually cause the devastation is an alignment of planets. There is no planet alignment on the winter solstice in 2012. Nonetheless, advocates of doom connect the fictional alignment to astrological predictions or groundless claims about a reversal of Earth's magnetic field and unprecedented solar storms. Many internet postings and guests on all-night apocalyptic radio have elaborated on these themes.

In particular, several threads of irrational thought have created an internet phantom, the secret planet Nibiru. It's the bowling ball, and Earth is the pin. There is no such planet, though it is often equated with Eris, a plutoid orbiting safely and permanently beyond Pluto. Some insist, however, that a NASA conspiracy is in play and that Nibiru, looming in on the approach, can already be seen in broad daylight from the Southern Hemisphere. It was supposed to become visible from the Northern Hemisphere, too, by last May, but like a fickle blind date, it stood up those awaiting it.

Others on the Web, confused about the supposed alignment of the winter-solstice sun with the Milky Way's center, have declared that the Sun is now plummeting to the Milky Way’s center and dragging Earth with it. The predicted result? Earth’s polar axis will shift. Most of what's claimed for 2012 relies on wishful thinking, wild pseudoscientific folly, ignorance of astronomy, and a level of paranoia worthy of Night of the Living Dead.

So maybe the Maya were on to us after all. The clock is ticking. And it’s the end of the world as we know it.



E.C. Krupp, a Sky & Telescope contributing editor, is Director of Griffith Observatory in Los Angeles.


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Scenes from the motion picture "2012." Courtesy Columbia Pictures.
Remember the Y2K scare? It came and went without much of a whimper because of adequate planning and analysis of the situation. Impressive movie special effects aside, Dec. 21, 2012, won't be the end of the world as we know. It will, however, be another winter solstice.


Much like Y2K, 2012 has been analyzed and the science of the end of the Earth thoroughly studied. Contrary to some of the common beliefs out there, the science behind the end of the world quickly unravels when pinned down to the 2012 timeline. Below, NASA Scientists answer several questions that we're frequently asked regarding 2012.

Question (Q): Are there any threats to the Earth in 2012? Many Internet websites say the world will end in December 2012.
Answer (A): Nothing bad will happen to the Earth in 2012. Our planet has been getting along just fine for more than 4 billion years, and credible scientists worldwide know of no threat associated with 2012.

Q: What is the origin of the prediction that the world will end in 2012?
A: The story started with claims that Nibiru, a supposed planet discovered by the Sumerians, is headed toward Earth. This catastrophe was initially predicted for May 2003, but when nothing happened the doomsday date was moved forward to December 2012. Then these two fables were linked to the end of one of the cycles in the ancient Mayan calendar at the winter solstice in 2012 -- hence the predicted doomsday date of December 21, 2012.

Q: Does the Mayan calendar end in December 2012?
A: Just as the calendar you have on your kitchen wall does not cease to exist after December 31, the Mayan calendar does not cease to exist on December 21, 2012. This date is the end of the Mayan long-count period but then -- just as your calendar begins again on January 1 -- another long-count period begins for the Mayan calendar.

Q: Could a phenomena occur where planets align in a way that impacts Earth?
A: There are no planetary alignments in the next few decades, Earth will not cross the galactic plane in 2012, and even if these alignments were to occur, their effects on the Earth would be negligible. Each December the Earth and sun align with the approximate center of the Milky Way Galaxy but that is an annual event of no consequence.

Q: Is there a planet or brown dwarf called Nibiru or Planet X or Eris that is approaching the Earth and threatening our planet with widespread destruction?
A: Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an Internet hoax. There is no factual basis for these claims. If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with the Earth in 2012, astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye. Obviously, it does not exist. Eris is real, but it is a dwarf planet similar to Pluto that will remain in the outer solar system; the closest it can come to Earth is about 4 billion miles.

Q: What is the polar shift theory? Is it true that the earth’s crust does a 180-degree rotation around the core in a matter of days if not hours?
A: A reversal in the rotation of Earth is impossible. There are slow movements of the continents (for example Antarctica was near the equator hundreds of millions of years ago), but that is irrelevant to claims of reversal of the rotational poles. However, many of the disaster websites pull a bait-and-shift to fool people. They claim a relationship between the rotation and the magnetic polarity of Earth, which does change irregularly, with a magnetic reversal taking place every 400,000 years on average. As far as we know, such a magnetic reversal doesn’t cause any harm to life on Earth. A magnetic reversal is very unlikely to happen in the next few millennia, anyway.

Q: Is the Earth in danger of being hit by a meteor in 2012?
A: The Earth has always been subject to impacts by comets and asteroids, although big hits are very rare. The last big impact was 65 million years ago, and that led to the extinction of the dinosaurs. Today NASA astronomers are carrying out a survey called the Spaceguard Survey to find any large near-Earth asteroids long before they hit. We have already determined that there are no threatening asteroids as large as the one that killed the dinosaurs. All this work is done openly with the discoveries posted every day on the NASA NEO Program Office website, so you can see for yourself that nothing is predicted to hit in 2012.

Q: How do NASA scientists feel about claims of pending doomsday?
A: For any claims of disaster or dramatic changes in 2012, where is the science? Where is the evidence? There is none, and for all the fictional assertions, whether they are made in books, movies, documentaries or over the Internet, we cannot change that simple fact. There is no credible evidence for any of the assertions made in support of unusual events taking place in December 2012.

Q: Is there a danger from giant solar storms predicted for 2012?
A: Solar activity has a regular cycle, with peaks approximately every 11 years. Near these activity peaks, solar flares can cause some interruption of satellite communications, although engineers are learning how to build electronics that are protected against most solar storms. But there is no special risk associated with 2012. The next solar maximum will occur in the 2012-2014 time frame and is predicted to be an average solar cycle, no different than previous cycles throughout history.

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Uanset om det vil blive noget som går upåagtet hen i katastrofer eller ej, så er det et faktum at den globale opvarmning er interplanetarisk, inden for det solsystem vi befinder på bliver andre planeter også varmere, desuden er der sket et relativt dramatisk statistisk empirisk stigning i naturkatastrofer som jordskælv, flodbølger helt ligesom forudsagt og jeg vil gætte på at vi blot behøver at udvide perspektivet og følge det platoniske verdensårs rytme 25,900 eller 26.000 år som en kosmisk og esoterisk rytme som også foregår på en mindre fraktal skala som en ren biologisk rytme og betegner blodet, hjertets forhold til vejrtrækningen hvilket folk kan undersøge og som jeg ikke vil gå nærmere ind på her. Det kan udspilles relativt stille og roligt eller voldsomt, men det er kendt fænomen at skrifterne tydeligvis peger på andre lignende scenarier fra fortiden noahs ark historien og oversvømmelsen af atlantis, medmindre at disse også blot er overleveringer planlagt til obskure formål og altså en del af den globale sammensværgelse i at skabe et totalitært et styre system med cæsar eller antikrist lignende modsætning til det ofrede folk, slagtelammene, historien bør skrives om for at den ikke skal gentages, historien tjener et formål at holde den eksoteriske yderkreds væk fra den esoteriske ledende præsteskab eller den styrende elite ?


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Uanset om det vil blive noget som går upåagtet hen i katastrofer eller ej, så er det et faktum at den globale opvarmning er interplanetarisk, inden for det solsystem vi befinder på bliver andre planeter også varmere, desuden er der sket et relativt dramatisk statistisk empirisk stigning i naturkatastrofer som jordskælv, flodbølger helt ligesom forudsagt og jeg vil gætte på at vi blot behøver at udvide perspektivet og følge det platoniske verdensårs rytme 25,900 eller 26.000 år som en kosmisk og esoterisk rytme som også foregår på en mindre fraktal skala som en ren biologisk rytme og betegner blodet, hjertets forhold til vejrtrækningen hvilket folk kan undersøge og som jeg ikke vil gå nærmere ind på her. Det kan udspilles relativt stille og roligt eller voldsomt, men det er kendt fænomen at skrifterne tydeligvis peger på andre lignende scenarier fra fortiden noahs ark historien og oversvømmelsen af atlantis, medmindre at disse også blot er overleveringer planlagt til obskure formål og altså en del af den globale sammensværgelse i at skabe et totalitært et styre system med cæsar eller antikrist lignende modsætning til det ofrede folk, slagtelammene, historien bør skrives om for at den ikke skal gentages, historien tjener et formål at holde den eksoteriske yderkreds væk fra den esoteriske ledende præsteskab eller den styrende elite ?


Udmærket comeback der. Vi har savnet dig, Astral :mrgreen:

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Jeg er nu stadig sten sikker på at det er den 10. planet Nibiru der igen kommer ind i solens bane. Så de super advancerede aliens der har konstrueret mennesket igen vågner og besøger jorden for at skabe en ny verdens orden. Og ikke verdens undergang, som mange forestiller sig

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Det er datoen for "the crossing" luk nu røven med alle jeres wonderfull flamingo historier

Der er gået et univers år når vi når den dato......... endnu engang har vores fucking system taget en omgang omkring universets centrum..... Så der gået et år.... eller nogen 1000 hvis det var jordår.....

Det betyder også at vi kommer tættere på et system som gik nova og derved har størrere chancer for at blive ramt af ting der farere rundt ude i rummet. MEN TADAAAAAAAAAAAA der skal noget af en dims til at ødelægge jorden, den skal være stor.

Elsker at se i leder efter jeres ende eller redning.... LOL der sker intet andet end der går 1 år og MÅSKE ser vi en anden planet på himlen... Hvis man så tager i betragtning at det skulle være X eller nibiru - så gik der jo en sol nova for nogle 1000 år siden, kan man se i kinesiske skrifter.... den var så kraftig at man kunne læse bøger om natten her på jorden, eller bøger og bøger, det de nu læste i kina dengang... Den sol lagde så sådan at den temmelig sikkert på en eller anden måde havde påvirket X/nibirus bane rent magnetisk eller måske havde givet den LIVSGIVENDE LYS OG VARME på dens tur i det kolde kosmos.... det er ingen der ved.... men jeg tror sgu ikke den kommer.... men hvis den gør, skulle den jo kunne ses her i april i år, så der skal nok komme en del fra NASA og ESA - de er allerede godt med angående X/nibiru - det undrer jo ikke nogen, fordi det var samme "research" der fik dem til at sende viking sonderne afsted tilbage i 70'erne - chancen for nibiru kommer er der, men den er så lille at, HEY det lettere at vinde i lotto.

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SJovt nok havde Mayaerne slet ikke en dommedags forestilning som vi kender den i dag. Det er først noget der er kommet med Kristendommen. Mayaerne troede på at alt er en form loop, der fortsætter i det uendelige, og ikke den kristne linære forstillning (orden - kaos - orden) altså hvor der først var paradis, så mennesker på jorden, og derefter armageddon og (nogle af) menneskene tilbage tilbage til paradis. Dem der havde opført sig pænt tsk. tsk.

Man skal heller ikke kimse af Mayerne, deres berygtede kalender der har skabt al den opstand, var utrolig præcis. Desuden kortlagde de venus' bane om solen utrolig præcist. Og det er altså længe længe før nogen europa overhovedet havde tænkte på noget lignende

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JEL skrev:
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de super advancerede aliens


...har opgivet os...


LOL

for 4500 år siden (ca. det er nibirus påståede bane) dvs at den har været her RET FUCKING MANGE GANGE indtil videre - 4500 år er jo bare et sandkorn i universets store timeglas.
Men de har altså været vant til stammefolk og den slags, med store farlige stenspyd.. så det sgu let at lege ALIEN GOD..... Næste gang de kommer opdager de vores spyd er lavet af plutonium og vi har ildkraft nok til at fjerne vores egen og et par andre planeter hvis vi bliver tossede nok altså.....

Lad os bygge videre på denne interessante konspiration.

Tilbage i tiden, til 1970 eller ca deromkring da der gang i viking sonderne - Der sendte NASA to sonder ud for at bekræfte ting de havde læst i TADAAAA gamle mesopotamiske skrifter og det var rigtigt...... Altså at der var flere planeter derude.. Men det kan vi ikke bruge til noget, det stadigvæk for sent og ikke konspiration nok... Tilbage til 40'erne, der styrtede de der aliens ned - vi blev bange lavede en nuke sendte den japan for at teste den på et eller andet og tadaa ALIENEXALIBUR, noget der kan fjerne en by er ret god mod rumskibe og andre planeter - lad os opruste nukes og andre weapons of mass destruction... Alle de biovåben vi har, som vi IKKE må bruge i krig, men ALLIGEVEL udvikler, det jo til de ALIENS - har i ikke snart fattet det - Vi skal slås med aliens om 2 år - der er nogle som er gode og nogle som er onde..... De onde spiser mennesker og de gode beskytter det.... HEEEEEY minder om en omgang Alien VS Predator... Nåeh ja, forfatteren har jo også blankt indrømmet at ideen til aliens og predators kommer fra mesopotamske skrifter... DET HELE ER STYRET AF ALIENS... DE BOR UNDER JORDEN I STORE HEMMELIG BYER....

Jepperdi, spøg til side!


Holder nu på der er gået et univers år.... Hvordan maya'erne har fundet ud af det - har jeg intet bud på - men det er nu også ret svært at arbejde med noget der er flere 1000 år gammelt...... Hvis nu vi skulle dø når den kalender gik tilbage til udgangspunktet.... MONSTRO SÅ IKKE AT DE INTELLIGENTE MAYAFUCKERE HAVDE EFTERLADT EN STEN HVORI INDHAKKET "GET THE FUCK OFF THIS ROCK" men hvordan kan X have været her flere gange hvis vi dør af den?

Konspirationer er SÅ LOL..... det bare synd det løgn.

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duude! mayaerne havde ikke samme kalender som os!
Og desuden blev Jesus ikke født i år 0, hvilket historisk set gør, at den 21 december 2012 ikke er den rigtige 2012!
Så Jorden burde være gået under, eller måske går den under en anden dag uden vi det...

CHAPAW!!!

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Black and blue - De har sgu da ligesom omregnet det til vores kalender... GODDAMN........ der var ikke meget chapaw i det - desuden står der ingen steder på kalenderen at jorden holder op med at eksistere - blot at en form for cyklus fuldendes og temmelig sikkert starter forfra.....

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