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Valium overdose shoplifter thought he was invisible!

Jul 31 2009 Paisley Daily Express

A SHOPLIFTER was so high on an overdose of Valium that he believed he had become “The Invisible Man” and could not be seen as he stole items from the shelves of a local store.

But shop staff in the TK Maxx store at the Linwood Retail Park in Paisley were watching Robert Crawford closely as he took jewellery and toiletries without paying.

And after he was nabbed and handed over to police on July 24, Crawford, 23, admitted committing the offence when he appeared in custody at Paisley Sheriff Court.

Crawford, of Ferguslie Park Avenue, Paisley, was remanded further after Sheriff Desmond Leslie was told the accused was on probation and was under regular review by Sheriff Mairi Mactaggart, whom he was due to appear before on August 13 as part of the procedure.

Explaining the offence, the solicitor said: “He took quantities of Valium on the day in question and believed he was invisible.”

hold da kæft

ja, hvordan havde man selv reageret hvis man troede man var usynlig?

hold da kæft den er sku priceless

Haha

Har en ven som har prøvet det samme, han blev dog ikke opdaget

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Bagsidens gule sider - Giftlinjen, rådgivning om misbrug mm.

Who knows, måske blev din ven rent faktisk usynlig?

Fail. Fail. Fail. Forbyd butikker, de frister folk til at tage narko.

Haha

Han kom ihvertfald ud af sådan en boligforretning med et spisebord og 4 stole uden at han blev taget haha

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Bagsidens gule sider - Giftlinjen, rådgivning om misbrug mm.

Jo mere åbenlyst, des mindre mistænksomhed

Det gælder iøvrigt (næsten)al ulovlig (berigelses)aktivitet.

Hvis tolderen beder dig om at åbne tasken, så skal han m/k holde hashpladerne, mens man åbner tasken og viser at man da er en anstændig borger uden for meget i tasken - det kræver boller af stål og et røvhul på -273,16°C (her er det, at diazepam kommer ind i billedet), men det virker...